Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[Azzurri]

Well ran Victor.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

Stevie G lar is boss

 

[DeppoLOL]

'...And Phil Neville starts on the bench for the blues.'

 

[ianefc]

What a run and CROSS From Seamus Coleman

 

[daza_1973]

We scored great - I can relax now.....

 

[BigBlueConk]

Fantastic hatrick by Tony Hibbert.

 

[carlos_the_jackal]

What a run and CROSS From Seamus Coleman

Gueye's goal against Orient anyone?

 

[toffeechris]

that jan mucha lad is world class in goals!

 

[Muggins]

This seat has plenty of leg room and an excellent view.

 

[toffeechris]

its colder here at goodison than home in norway!

 

[bluejock]

"See when you think about it lads, Negrito isn't really offensive is it?"

 

[evertonian6]

"everton start today with what seems to be a 4-4-2 formation."

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

Thats strange, Neville isn't starting today.

 

[DanEFC92]

[to Kenwyne Jones] "Moysey, sign him up! Moysey, Moysey sign him up!"

 

[Ron Burgundy]

"a fantastic goal there from Steven Pienaar to surely win the FA cup for Everton!.. David Moyes runs on to celebrate with his players... He's thrown his jacket into the crowd and is un-doing his buttons!...

"It says something on his vest Clive.."

*God is Great*