Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[anotherbecksplease]

the singing from the main stand is awesome today isnt it

 

[chrissyjack]

" Bernie Wright ? ...The best player I'VE ever seen in the blue shirt"

 

[malfosse]

"I think big Vic deserves a rise"

 

[andy4efc]

And Everton have won a trophy.

 

[steken1]

Man U are still looking for a full-back, I hope Hibbert signs his new deal.

 

[samcdavies94]

"yes Phil Neville in midfield"

 

[just_COYB]

I hope that Felli really cuts that awful hair. It bores me.

 

[just_COYB]

What a run and CROSS From Seamus Coleman

Wonderful. Unlike every cross from him ever.

 

[just_COYB]

FFS Jag do it long will ya.

Haha. He really never passes the ball from a free kick. Heitinga, either.

 

[toffeestillidie]

Bainesy quit getting forward FFS

 

[- Bradders -]

This shooting from distance is really paying dividends...

 

[steken1]

Dont catch it lad, punch.

 

[- Bradders -]

Fair play, Clattenburg has had a really good game today

 

[allanefc1]

I wish Barton played for us

 

[Moomin]

That Alan Green from 5 live, what a nice guy.