Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[chewee]

Everton have left two men on the half way line whilst (Insert team name) take this corner

 

[Phenom]

Alright bizzies hope you're doing well today lads.

 

[SaffaBlue]

These blue wooden fold down chairs have plenty of space for my large posterior.

 

[Blue Wiz]

And there is the final whistle and Everton beat Leeds with 3-1

 

[Summerskin]

And there is the final whistle and Everton beat Leeds with 3-1

Who says this at the match?

I'd chin any [Poor language removed] that stood behind me giving me a running commentary.

 

[Moomin]

Wow, I can't wait for the half time show of, Jimmy Tarbuck and Cilla Black sing hits from the musical "carousel"

 

[TigerLily]

"You there, Liverpool fan, let me buy you a pint."

 

[Username]

Does some bloke do running match commentaries by where you sit or something?

Please show me where in the rules it states it has to come from a supporter? I think you might struggle.

 

[Summerskin]

Please show me where in the rules it states it has to come from a supporter? I think you might struggle.

It says "things you'll never hear in an Everton match", not "things a match report about an Everton match might say".

Puts more of an onus on people at the match, considering they're there...the OP using a quote helped me come to this conclusion also.

 

[steken1]

FFS Jag do it long will ya.

 

[gheesom]

I see Fellaini has shaved his head!

 

[Username]

It says "things you'll never hear in an Everton match", not "things a match report about an Everton match might say".

Puts more of an onus on people at the match, considering they're there...the OP using a quote helped me come to this conclusion also.

Don't be petulent mate, you seem like your outraged a bit easy, maybe you should take some deep breaths remember it's only the internet and lighten up a little

 

[Tubey]

I see Fellaini has shaved his head!

He'd be sent off constantly if he didn't have his afro as he looks like a complete psychopath.

 

[Summerskin]

Don't be petulent mate, you seem like your outraged a bit easy, maybe you should take some deep breaths remember it's only the internet and lighten up a little

YOU SHUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH.

You're right though.

 

[gheesom]

He'd be sent off constantly if he didn't have his afro as he looks like a complete psychopath.

He looks even more like Screech here - this ain't at Goodison though He must be young on this.