Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[edever]

And that completes messi's first hat trick for everton since his 50 million pound transfer

 

[bluejock]

"GOOD LUCK EVERTON, DEEZ ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD"

 

[grezza1984]

Man of the match goes to Phil Neville

 

[Summerskin]

"I'd rather be Somali than a Red."

 

[DanEFC92]

"This chang tastes great"

 

[Get_Jo_On]

"So I showed my mates the mermaid I discovered and she turns out to be this dog in a sleeping bag and I didn't have any trousers on"

 

[Tubey]

"GOOD LUCK EVERTON, DEEZ ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD"

 

[hullefc]

"This chang tastes great"

I'll have a brown ale.

 

[bluejock]

"Get Neville on Moyes, [Poor language removed] sake"

 

[Roztitute]

"I'd rather be Somali than a Red."

LOL.

We've all heard something similar mind.

 

[somuchfun]

"Get Neville on Moyes, [Poor language removed] sake"

Haha, last night's match thread did feature that.

 

[edever]

Sit down lads I'll buy this round

 

[ijjysmith]

"Get Neville on Moyes, [Poor language removed] sake"

People were actually saying that last night

 

[Summerskin]

In the 93rd minute the referee blows up to signal the game's end welcoming a passionate celebration from the Evertonians who had witnessed their team beat Barcelona 4-1, courtesy of a Phil Neville hatrick and ensuring they remain champions of europe for the 2nd season running.

Does some bloke do running match commentaries by where you sit or something?

 

[chicoazul]

I absolutely refuse to use the public lavatories to smoke as it's clearly a designated non smoking stadium"