Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[geofft]

Duncan Ferguson, what a wuss

 

[bluejock]

"I wish we had a trumpet and a drum too, that'd be aces"

 

[BristolBlue]

"And another perfect aerial challenge by Neville, he really tried to win the ball there"

 

[Deloodid]

Bring out the champions, Bring out the champions.

 

[DanEFC92]

"...lines up a shot from 30 yards....saved by Howard!"

 

[bluejock]

"Neville and Jagielka's tiki taka passing is a joy to behold"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

and welcome to this Championship 6 pointer......

 

[edever]

I hope Bill still comes to the matches now that he has sold the club

 

[ArtetaMagic]

The way Phil Neville passes that ball about reminds me of Ronald Koeman

 

[Cena]

Nice new ground we've got here ey lads?

 

[Bilbo]

I go for one piss during the match, and we score two while I'm in the bog!

 

[sexualchocolate]

3 cheers for our oppostion today Liverpool who quite deservedly gave us a good rodgering

HIP HIP.............

 

[Summerskin]

"And there's nobody better than Mikey Arteta he's the best little spaniard we knowwww!"...

...because he doesn't play for us anymore.

 

[edever]

no, I don't think that was a dive by Suarez

 

[LTblue]

This right flank interplay between Hibbert and Coleman is on a different level.