Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[tadpole]

Yes ! It's a penalty for Everton !

 

[KevMirallas]

Geez, we've been lucky today.

 

[ijjysmith]

Mirallas isn't reaching for his hamstring.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

YES! NAISMITH!

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

FFS Moyes, it's far too early to bring a sub on!

 

[Pineappleman]

Pinpoint accuracy from Distin.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

That was a soft penalty we got today

 

[ijjysmith]

Good win that

 

[formerly manx toffee]

That Barkeley looks good.

 

[ijjysmith]

Good win that

Bollocks. This looks silly now.

 

[Lien]

"Everton have been ruthless today."

 

[ilikecheese]

"GET IN! Hibbo you beauty!"