Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[Kurt.]

We told you Ross Barkley had exploding knees..

 

[just_COYB]

I can't believe we gave up on Louis Saha so easily, his golden boot last year really would have been useful here.

 

[tadpole]

What a shame, that Luis Suarez were robbed there by the referee. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

Oh, wait ...

 

[DanEFC92]

That ref was alright for once

 

[Beagers]

Great ball Phil.

 

[Professor Toffee]

If only Clattenberg had been officiating today then we would have got the rub of the green

 

[Professor Toffee]

That Clattenberg sure doesn't favour teams who play in red!

 

[Sideliner]

Hell we are so lucky this season - when last : did we hit the post , score an own goal , did we not score the first goal , were we unhappy with the ref ,did we get an undeserved red card, didn't we play with a full strength team and were we not all happy with Moysies decisions ? simply can't remember - just heavenly being an Everton supporter - nothing ever seems to go wrong - maybe we should change our name to Neverton

 

[Paul_Mc7]

"I'm just saying! Mark Clattenburg could easily be a nice guy."

 

[ToffeeJack2012]

Jan Mucha with a terrific save

 

[ToffeeJack2012]

Sadly we didn't feed the yak

 

[ToffeeJack2012]

A Multi-Millionaire dubai company have recently bought everton and are pursuing in buying Lionel messi

 

[Cambo]

Does some bloke do running match commentaries by where you sit or something?

no but the commentator does.

 

[Cambo]

Jagielka plays a cool and collected pass outwide

 

[Paul_Mc7]

"The thing you have to realise is that Phil Neville is the most crucial part of our midfield system."