Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[Allezfan]

Fair play to Moyes, like, never thought he'd agree to that big a wage cut.

 

[ianefc]

The speed in which Everton's central midfield partnership breaks is quite amazing.

 

[gheesom]

Neville's hair is au Natural, mate

 

[matty1]

Kenny Dalglish isn't half doing a good job as our manager

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Did you notice the landscaped gardens around the Stadium?

 

[phil2801]

[against a non-league club in the FA Cup] Everton are playing their best team!

 

[phil2801]

And the attendance for the game is 40569

 

[bluejock]

"Ham and pineapple, you are the love of my life,
ham and pineapple, you were cooked by my wife,
ham and pineapple, I want Hawaiian too..."

 

[tadpole]

Come on ref, are you ****ing blind, that should have been a penalty against us.

 

[mpatton]

"Ham and pineapple, you are the love of my life,
ham and pineapple, you were cooked by my wife,
ham and pineapple, I want Hawaiian too..."

That did make me laugh.

 

[bluejock]

That did make me laugh.

Ta mate.

 

[steken1]

Bit early for subs Moyesy.

 

[Ratkiller]

I'll tell you what......that Steven gerrard's kids are the double of him.

 

[Toshie Blue]

That ballboy threw that ball back quick

 

[Joao Moutinho]

"I wish we could play Liverpool every week"