Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[chrissyjack]

" My God !! They're attacking down the middle "

 

[Kurt.]

Pffft Howard will stop them potshots all day like...

 

[bluebottle]

"Honestly, i think we are the luckiest team, other teams must hate us".

 

[TheNiz]

"I prefer Fellaini's cornrows lad"

 

[TX Bill]

Andy Van Der Meyde AND Manny Fernandes have been brought back on loan for the rest of the season.

 

[Kurt.]

Moylez out.....Walter in !!!

 

[Elong]

The Champions League theme tune. We won't hear that again.

 

[neonleon]

*coming back from the bar at halftime.

—That was quick.
—Yeah, there was nobody else in the queue.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-ROMANNNNN !!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You could eat your dinner in them lavs.

 

[Summerskin]

Rossy on the P.A:

"Just a reminder that Goodison Park is a smoking venue, please make your way to the nearest toilet for a fat sack of ched courtesy of Marina Dalglish..."

 

[bluejock]

"And the scorer of the first goal, Everton's number 23.... JAMIE... CARRAGHER!"

 

[sharkey1001]

Come on Everton, these are quite good!

 

[Kurt.]

Is that nik with a shaved head and muscles over there ?

 

[Cena]

"I bought a boss pair of Crocs from St.Johns market lad"