Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Deleted member 48881]

Honestly, people who talk about herd immunity, I hope they go ahead and get the virus injected in them and are willing to pay for their treatment... They must be thinking this is like a simple flu or cold.

There are now increasing concerns over fibrosis, I wonder how you are going to deal with them if you are hoping the whole population get infected.

 

[Brisan123]

Allerton used to have nice municipal golf courses....under the new rules you will be like Marty Feldman putting as you are not allowed to take the flag out.... lol
Requiring that players leave the flagstick in the hole at all times. It is a matter for the Committee to decide whether it establishes this policy by way of a Code of Conduct or Local Rule, and whether it provides a penalty under the Code of Conduct or for a breach of the Local Rule.

Blimey.#
Full stops and all in that lot lol

 

[COYBL25]

I'm inclined to think both you and Pete have value to add to the thread to be honest, but there's so much conspiracy twaddle at the moment it's become very hard to filter the valuable stuff from the page after page of nonsense.

I wouldn’t worry, as once we’ve all been slaughtered, there’ll be no one left to post the conspiracy twaddle anyway.

 

[Brisan123]

How about four to six players on the tee...?
interesting the flag has to stay in the hole - a Marty Feldman sketch springs to mind lol

Flag does not have to stay in the hole ,You just cant touch it

‘Covid-19 Clip’ introduced so golfers don’t touch the flag

A UK company has developed what it is calling a ‘Covid-19 Clip’ so that golfers do not need to touch the flag when the lockdown period ends and playing the game can resume.

www.thegolfbusiness.co.uk

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I wouldn’t worry, as once we’ve all been slaughtered, there’ll be no one left to post the conspiracy twaddle anyway.

Who is paying you?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I wouldn’t worry, as once we’ve all been slaughtered, there’ll be no one left to post the conspiracy twaddle anyway.

Screw the 72 virgins (matron), that sounds like heaven to me. Someone cough on me please.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Who is paying you?

 

[Bungle]

I never knew that was a rule ,however my missus has just informed me she and the other lads have known about it for years
She said it was bad enough she had to shag me ,she wasnt going to lose friends by having me shag them lol

Say hello to the kids for me

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Say hello to the kids for me

Hang on, your kids....

 

[COYBL25]

Allerton used to have nice municipal golf courses....under the new rules you will be like Marty Feldman putting as you are not allowed to take the flag out.... lol
Requiring that players leave the flagstick in the hole at all times. It is a matter for the Committee to decide whether it establishes this policy by way of a Code of Conduct or Local Rule, and whether it provides a penalty under the Code of Conduct or for a breach of the Local Rule.

Just been on that very golf course Joey.

As busy as a Saturday afternoon, everyone keeping their distance, even on the first tee

 

[Brisan123]

Say hello to the kids for me

Considering you cant get pregnant from your fetish of back door shagging I think saying hello to the kids will not be necessary lol

 

[peteblue]

It all started to go wrong when Dave decided to move to from Area 51.

fixed....

 

[Brisan123]

Moved up to where?

I can only assume he means to teaching positions ,but I do not think it works that way

 

[Brisan123]

Hurrah for Greece! Poor but happy!

"Still resilient after taking tough and early action, Greece can now look forward to a summer tourist season beginning in July", Guardian.

I think to have a tourist season you need to have tourists
The clue is in the name lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

No says the man who has 10 years experience as an investment manager, looks after about c£2bn of assets and has post grad qualifications in financial analysis.

I understand the population of different EU countries just fine. As I understand framing of information to suit your point.

Something we're all frequently guilty of whatever our stance is