Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Bungle]

Considering you cant get pregnant from your fetish of back door shagging I think saying hello to the kids will not be necessary lol

Is this true?

On a completely unrelated point, any idea how I claim back CSA for 16 children that I may have been mistakenly supporting.

 

[Brisan123]

Is this true?

On a completely unrelated point, any idea how I claim back CSA for 16 children that I may have been mistakenly supporting.

For years I always assumed this to be true
Then it was pointed out to me that this is where all the RS supporters originated from

 

[zzr45]

I wouldn’t worry, as once we’ve all been slaughtered, there’ll be no one left to post the conspiracy twaddle anyway.

It's amazing really, the government are completely incapable on one hand, but also able to carry out the greatest genocidal purge since the days of Pol Pot with no-one noticing on the other.

 

[mill]

Something we're all frequently guilty of whatever our stance is

Deffo.

 

[marnie]

I think to have a tourist season you need to have tourists
The clue is in the name lol

I don't think it's going to happen.Which is worrying for so many of us.The thought of being out of work for another 12 months on top of the 6 we have just done is something I am dreading.

 

[peteblue]

Is this true?

On a completely unrelated point, any idea how I claim back CSA for 16 children that I may have been mistakenly supporting.

....and a small herd of sheep......

 

[Joey66]

Just been on that very golf course Joey.

As busy as a Saturday afternoon, everyone keeping their distance, even on the first tee

Did you get a hole in one? lol
or where you like that Marty Feldman sketch I posted
Joking apart it was always a lovely course....

 

[zzr45]

Is this true?

On a completely unrelated point, any idea how I claim back CSA for 16 children that I may have been mistakenly supporting.

A fine detail that some skip over, if it's going up your rectum then children can not be produced. Unless you are then pressing your bottom up to a ladies genitals and letting rip.

 

[Bungle]

A fine detail that some skip over, if it's going up your rectum then children can not be produced. Unless you are then pressing your bottom up to a ladies genitals and letting rip.

Stand down, looks like I'm not due a refund after all.

 

[COYBL25]

It's amazing really, the government are completely incapable on one hand, but also able to carry out the greatest genocidal purge since the days of Pol Pot with no-one noticing on the other.

It`s the Tory Death Ray that`s getting beamed out of the telly that`s doing it, c/o of the BBC.

 

[Brisan123]

Over a million tests a day?

The 7th line down has me confused a bit

 

[Jebus_lives]

I'm inclined to think both you and Pete have value to add to the thread to be honest, but there's so much conspiracy twaddle at the moment it's become very hard to filter the valuable stuff from the page after page of nonsense.

I've been largely disinclined to post actually information because a) a lot of it will be sensitive and confidential and I can't share it directly and can't be bothered with the 'prove it' nonsense from various sides and b) most don't seem that bothered by detail outside of point scoring but...

The general update from PHE is that data quality is poor, it's improving but still not entirely accurate. Contact tracing will start nationally from next week then locally the week after - when the App is ready is still a bit of a mystery. It's a major concern that there has been little by way of guidance on local testing arrangements despite it effectively starting from Monday. Data flow, capacity required vs expectation, interface between local and national is still unclear, etc etc.

Current testing is quite complex due to asymptomatic and symptomatic tracing and how this is recorded. Hence my 'dont trust the data too much'

Lots of recovery activity being done through resilience structures on safe return to work and education resumption due to reduction in restrictions. Obviously there is a worry that with an ease in restrictions it will impact on H&SC as there will most definitely be an increased demand for discharge to home in the coming weeks. Staffing picture in nursing homes is pretty fragile, but not getting worse which is a positive I suppose.

The legislation is not really helpful in allowing police to effectively police as there is no power to enforce 2m distance rule and there are significant gaps and contradictions in the guidance. Effectively the new measures are open to misinterpretation despite the 'common sense' approach from the Government. It's difficult with a lack of accurate data, lack of joined up testing approach and a clear national vs local information divide how to adequately interpret and inform the public correctly.

That's the general strategic concensus.

 

[Joey66]

Flag does not have to stay in the hole ,You just cant touch it

‘Covid-19 Clip’ introduced so golfers don’t touch the flag

A UK company has developed what it is calling a ‘Covid-19 Clip’ so that golfers do not need to touch the flag when the lockdown period ends and playing the game can resume.

www.thegolfbusiness.co.uk

You can't touch it how do you lift it out it either stays in or they leave it out or do you personally levitate the flag out without touching it?
are you like David Blaine.... the Magician..... lol

 

[Joey66]

Is that because they would not put salt on the cucumber sandwiches

No its a snobs game ......

 

[peteblue]

The 7th line down has me confused a bit

The spelling mistake.....