Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Brisan123]

You can't touch it how do you lift it out it either stays in or they leave it out or do you personally levitate the flag out without touching it?
are you like David Blaine.... the Magician..... lol

This genius invention promotes safe social distancing on the golf course

Golf courses need to be creative when tasked with social distancing guidelines. One Atlanta-area course seems to have figured it out.

golf.com

 

[Catfish Blues]

It`s the Tory Death Ray that`s getting beamed out of the telly that`s doing it, c/o of the BBC.

I half expect to logon one day, to see dave's avatar changed to a picture of David Icke.

 

[Joey66]

This genius invention promotes safe social distancing on the golf course

Golf courses need to be creative when tasked with social distancing guidelines. One Atlanta-area course seems to have figured it out.

golf.com

How's it put back in the hole how do you use it as a guide - I guess you have never played the game....marty feldman me thinks...

 

[Jebus_lives]

Over a million tests a day?

TBH they just need to hit a million on one day then they can drop it by about 30-40% after that and still get credit

 

[COYBL25]

Did you get a hole in one? lol
or where you like that Marty Feldman sketch I posted
Joking apart it was always a lovely course....

It`s on my running route Joey.

Since the private firm took over, there`s a lot more ladies use it now, so it`s real mix of people now.

They`re obviously all Tories though

 

[Kurt.]

Tory mp Jake Berry has flouted lock down rules and has turned up at his holiday home near here with his family for the second time since his own party announced lock down restrictions. He has threatened legal action against anybody reporting this in the press lol .... one rule for us and another for themselves... rats ... typical Tory rats

 

[Paris]

So what you are saying is @Paris is a welsh hairdressing plumber that likes creme eggs and spit roasts

I'm only two of those things you absolute rotter.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

It`s on my running route Joey.

Since the private firm took over, there`s a lot more ladies use it now, so it`s real mix of people now.

They`re obviously all Tories though

Loads of birdies then?



EDIT: can't believe I just did that!!!

 

[zzr45]

I half expect to logon one day, to see dave's avatar changed to a picture of David Icke.

Dave actually being Icke would make a lot of sense.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

So you can officially play Tennis today, how you going to stay safe, wash your hands after every service game?

He's not thought it through has he.

 

[RAFUH]

Ask @carlos21
He and @Maxine123 have it all worked out
Be careful how you ask though ,he may tell you to jog on lol

Rightfully so with the grief he gets about it

 

[tsubaki]

Tory mp Jake Berry has flouted lock down rules and has turned up at his holiday home near here with his family for the second time since his own party announced lock down restrictions. He has threatened legal action against anybody reporting this in the press lol .... one rule for us and another for themselves... rats ... typical Tory rats

call out the meibion!

 

[Brisan123]

The grandma dream is one I'm having. I've had a few dreams about my grandma. My missus was telling me one morning that during the night she woke up and I was sitting up in bed talking, she asked what I was doing and I said I was talking to my grandma (it has happened twice) and I told her that my grandma was sitting at the end of the bed, she then said I just lay back down. She said it spooked her because it really did look like I was having a proper conversation. I didn't remember a thing. I was brought up by my grandparents from a very young age so that's probably triggered it.

I had a similar dream but I was chatting with the blonde next door
Woke up with a fierce lump on my head

 

[jaspercabbage]

I'm surprised that BJ has not announced a relaxation of the lockdown to allow people to play more wiff-waff, quoits and croquet.

 

[COYBL25]

Tory mp Jake Berry has flouted lock down rules and has turned up at his holiday home near here with his family for the second time since his own party announced lock down restrictions. He has threatened legal action against anybody reporting this in the press lol .... one rule for us and another for themselves... rats ... typical Tory rats

Don`t worry, he`s on the " to be slaughtered " list, so he won`t be with us for much longer.