You ready for more? Thick and fast now. It’s a lot of Everton in such a short time, probing away...
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Are we there yet? January is plodding along without really telling us too much with – let’s be honest –...
Relax, I’m not gonna tell you how to support Everton as who am I to? Exactly. Do what you do...
Oh really, do you have to?From joy to despair in 5.6 seconds, it sounds like a car advert but that’s...
Nothing like it really. That moment where your joy ejaculates at a last gasp winner, especially after you’d reached the...
Had a nice Christmas? Ready to play some cringey half Scottish shitheads? Course you are, and if even if you’re...
Not that now is a particularly good time to talk about Everton more than we usually would but there’s been...
Another week, another moody draw. That’s seemingly how we roll at the moment. A period of supposedly winnable games is...
You ready? It’s homage to jarg MTV rap battles this weekend as east coast takes on west coast. Obviously the...
Hey there.It’s been a weird old week since we last corresponded. And by corresponded I mean me writing too many...
Winning comes uncomfortable to most Evertonians. If we received a parcel with one million pounds through the post we would...
Seems like beards since we last played doesn’t it? An unprecedented assault on the French resulting in an outpouring of...
