Bournemouth v Everton Preview
Hey again. You know what Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Course you do. Only a Red doesn’t know. That’s why the midweek shitshow is gone, a mere blip in the unstoppable rise to world dominance. OK, I’ll take...
Everton v Middlesbrough Preview
So far so good.
Not much to add to that at the moment which will largely be reflected in this preview. Everton are playing reasonably well but a couple of good results at the beginning of the season but one ...
Sunderland v Everton Preview
Hello we’re back again, more Everton coming your way. The thrills, the spills, yer dar's espadrilles.
It’s been a while and the pity of it is that literally no one you know is arsed has been arsed about inte...
Everton v Stoke City Preview
Three league games in before the most ill timed interruption there is. The international break, except only for those with an unhealthy obsession for Brext, UKIP, the Daily Mail and at least one St George’s fla...
West Brom v Everton Preview
A first away game sees us travel the relatively short distance down the M6, deep into the heart of scruff, as those lucky enough to attend will enjoy a good ol’ away day at the Hawthorns. A fixture that has bee...
Everton v Spurs
It’s back. That weekend headache and thrashing rage of Everton putting you in a bad mood as they fail to live up to your expectations.
The best there ever was, swear to God.
You still love them though. It...
Everton v Norwich Preview
With the light dim and the clock ticking slower, louder and more hypnotically, it’s coming towards the end of chapter of that big blue book that you just can’t put down. Bit of a drama towards the end too, but ...
Leicester City v Everton
Hey there. Quick one as, well, there’s not really much to talk about is there? Or certainly to anticipate between now and the end of the season. In a way it’s like the sugar crash one may experience after a nig...
Everton v Bournemouth Preview
So, flip flops on?
Or you pure fuming? Or a mixture of the two maybe? Or apathy even.
Whatever is your chosen approach to this weekend’s game it’s going ahead and it’s very likely to be presided over by R...
Everton v Man Utd FA Cup Semi Preview
Tell me mar, me mar.
And here we are again, back at a place where we have some happy memories. Some bad ones too.
We should be dead excited. As though we got fifteen nicker in our pocket in 1994 and can b...
