Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[antburnsefc]

KOPITES R..........really nice gang of lads

 

[Jamo Martinez]

We should try and get that Rafael Benitez in as manager.

 

[HibboScoresWeRiot]

"I really miss Tobias Linderoth"

 

[allanefc1]

Goodison is will pass health and safety tests and it really is a sound structure.

 

[Steven Naismith]

Lovely cross field ball from the skipper, Phil Neville

 

[Kurt.]

Think im gonna get BARMBY on the back of my new shirt.

 

[malfosse]

Can you get me a salad niciose and glass of wine, something light and fruity

 

[nigelcoyb]

"Think I'll sell these shares for what I paid"

 

[edever]

I,ve been looking forward to this pint of chang and a pie all week

 

[nigelcoyb]

"not sure about this half price for nudists in the lower bullens"

 

[nigelcoyb]

"remember Rush scoring all those goals against us? what a laugh eh?"

 

[nigelcoyb]

"WELCOME THE NEW EVERTON MANAGER...........

KENNY "THE KING" DALGLISH"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM this chang tastes lovely, anyone fancy some of this 100% meat hot dog ?

 

[deandixie]

"I love the smell of skunk at the back of the Glady, really completes the matchday experience for me"

 

[everton]

"I really miss Tobias Linderoth"