Things you'll never hear in an Everton match.

[Deleted member 28206]

" THANKS FOR THE PINT CHICO"


/cc @bluefox

 

[Rugby Toffee]

sparkling clean toilets there lads....

 

[Cena]

Great noise coming from the Main Stand

 

[Allezfan]

"Hey Chico this is just when you said you'll be here."

 

[Cena]

"Nice haircut Nik"

 

[nigelcoyb]

Sky reporter on the pitch after the game:

"Tony Hibbert, your second hat-trick in 2 games - how do you feel?"

 

[nigelcoyb]

Tony Hibbert on the pitch to Sky reporter:

"my cock is like a pineapple ....."

 

[Goat]

"No thanks, im not hungry"

Chico

 

[Cena]

"Wigan have packed the away end out haven't they?"

 

[Kurt.]

If barca want anichebe it's gonna cost them at least forty million....

 

[Deleted member 28206]

" anyone lost a diamond?"

 

[Griffin Chin]

"and Jan Mucha does brilliantly to come and claim that cross"

 

[edever]

Mark Clattenburg, he must be the best referee we ever had here!

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Not an unobstructed view in the ground

 

[marnie]

This new stadium is mind blowing.