Crystal Palace v Everton Preview

Midweek togger is back for a couple of weeks, not letting us digest the weekly edition of ‘Everton are tripe’ before it lashes presumably some more at you. Are you ready then? Nah, me neither much. La...

Watford vs Everton

Where do you start with a problem like Everton? More of that in a bit, not too much as it’s been done to death more than those Keep Calm and “insert something here” memes you see about, or jarg Naf Naf track...

Everton v Arsenal Preview

Just how do you preview an enigma like Everton? Some weeks you’re praising them and their potential, then the very next you’re lamenting them for being so brittle. Maybe we’re just best rolling with them...

Everton v West Ham Preview

As a mammal we are evolved to note various signs and signals which when reacted to or acted upon bring a reward or safeguard. It’s thousands and thousands of years of genetic programming that our ancestors bene...

Aston Villa v Everton

How y’all feeling out there? A weekend that I’d dreaded for a full month turned out to be of the most enjoyable of the season, and on top of that we got a new majority shareholder too. But a bit more of that...

From the fence

If it’s improbable then with Everton it’s likely. If Newton or Einstein were producing a lecture then Everton would be the one at the back heckling them and vouching to prove otherwise. Maybe it’s a bit mel...

Everton v West Brom Preview

Just when you’re thinking it’s feet up for the season they go and pull you back in with three consecutive three nil wins. It’s enough to make you scream “where have you been all season?”. Except obviously we...

Everton v Newcastle Preview

Back to the nitty gritty then. Do you love them still? Maybe not. But in time you will so quit the cold shoulder and at least let Everton back into your life on a game to game basis, the hugely disappointing...

Everton v Swansea

You got over it yet? Tough one to take that. Late conceded goals, getting done over by the FA and Chelsea go together like John Terry, obnoxiousness and hopefully very soon: really bad AIDS. No there’...

Chelsea v Everton Preview

You ready for more? Thick and fast now. It’s a lot of Everton in such a short time, probing away at your senses, and we continue that theme with a trip to the current English champions. Obviously that...