Everton v Spurs

It’s back. That weekend headache and thrashing rage of Everton putting you in a bad mood as they fail to live up to your expectations. The best there ever was, swear to God. You still love them though. It...

In The Flesh?

Fifty thousand, remember that number. It's hurtling towards the season started mainly due to being a summer, if you can use hurtling in that context. Summers are seemingly always shorter when there's one of ...

Koeman Feel The Moyes

Firstly I want to apologise for the title which in no way reflects any opinion that follows afterwards, it was just too corny to turn down for this particular internet idiot. So that’s it, Ronald Koeman has ...

Sign O’ The Times

What was that like? In probably the most patronising day in the recent history of Everton we suffered a 3-1 defeat at the hands of Leicester City. I don’t care if they’re champions, they’re guff and we shoul...

Leicester City v Everton

Hey there. Quick one as, well, there’s not really much to talk about is there? Or certainly to anticipate between now and the end of the season. In a way it’s like the sugar crash one may experience after a nig...

Save It For The Morning After

How you feeling? Resolutions are tough things to keep, they require discipline, persistence and often skill. So when you’re manager of Everton and you resolve to make things better and achieve great things then...

Liverpool v Everton Preview

Might as well get it out of the way, not unlike a visit to the dentists. Or maybe this is part of the problem? Defeatism v rabid optimism that results in not a single win there in sixteen years of this centu...