Chelsea v Everton Preview

You ready for more? Thick and fast now. It’s a lot of Everton in such a short time, probing away at your senses, and we continue that theme with a trip to the current English champions. Obviously that...

Everton v Spurs Preview

Oh really, do you have to?From joy to despair in 5.6 seconds, it sounds like a car advert but that’s Everton. There’s not even tinted windows so everyone around can see the exact moment your heart breaks or you...

Everton v Stoke City Preview

Nothing like it really. That moment where your joy ejaculates at a last gasp winner, especially after you’d reached the point of brooding over yet another missed opportunity. Then BAM, up steps Cleverley with a...

Newcastle v Everton

Had a nice Christmas? Ready to play some cringey half Scottish shitheads? Course you are, and if even if you’re not ready it’s going to happen anyway, so read on to learn nothing new about anything much. ...

From the fence

Not that now is a particularly good time to talk about Everton more than we usually would but there’s been a lot of chatter about Everton on the back of yesterday’s defeat to Leicester. We seen once more th...

Everton v Leicester City Preview

Another week, another moody draw. That’s seemingly how we roll at the moment. A period of supposedly winnable games is not turning out exactly as we expected or hoped but then that’s probably typical of your...

Norwich v Everton Preview

You ready? It’s homage to jarg MTV rap battles this weekend as east coast takes on west coast.Obviously the USA does it far cooler than us as an accurate representation would be one of our ket wigged North F...
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Everton v Crystal Palace Preview

Hey there.It’s been a weird old week since we last corresponded. And by corresponded I mean me writing too many words that only google robots bother to read on the internet. I’m sat writing this just beh...