Current Affairs World War 3

[Cool_Blue]

When the 3 minute warning goes off in UK cities
Everything until then is just a regional skirmish.

Do we know what the ‘warning’ is, or sounds like? I’d rather not know tbh.

 

[Calvin]

Does we know what the ‘warning’ is, or sounds like? I’d rather not know tbh.

I believe it’ll be a timely alarm sent to your phone. Assuming the phone network hasn’t been taken out.

 

[Martin Alvito]

I believe it’ll be a timely alarm sent to your phone. Assuming the phone network hasn’t been taken out.

We just had the test of that system over here last week. I suppose we know why, eh?

 

[Rita_Poon]

We just had the test of that system over here last week. I suppose we know why, eh?

More likely to alert a 5% sale at walmart/costco/amazon. Imagine the unbridled chaos amongst the masses if alerted to a genuine threat. I'd probably head to the nearest bar.

 

[Martin Alvito]

More likely to alert a 5% sale at walmart/costco/amazon. Imagine the unbridled chaos amongst the masses if alerted to a genuine threat. I'd probably head to the nearest bar.

Good plan, same thing Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent do.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Good plan, same thing Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent do.

Hitchhikers reference, nice n niche.

 

[john jako]

Does seem like the end is near. Just can’t see things just being sorted in a weeks time and everyone going back to normal. As we’ve seen tonight with the lone terrorist in Belgium, these type of isolated attacks will start occurring around the europe. Worlds on its ass and the leaders are way to weak to sort it out.

 

[Runub]

Does seem like the end is near. Just can’t see things just being sorted in a weeks time and everyone going back to normal. As we’ve seen tonight with the lone terrorist in Belgium, these type of isolated attacks will start occurring around the europe. Worlds on its ass and the leaders are way to weak to sort it out.

Thats the problem. The stronger ‘leaders’ are the nutters and the weak leaders are scuttling about searching for a remedy

 

[tsubaki]

Thats the problem. The stronger ‘leaders’ are the nutters and the weak leaders are scuttling about searching for a remedy

I disagree - both the "strong" and the "weak" leaders are two sides of the same coin; what we need urgently is to have competent leaders.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Good plan, same thing Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent do.

Keep the change.

What, from a fiver? Thank you sir!

Imagine paying less than £5 for six pints these days.

 

[Kurt.]

When the 3 minute warning goes off I’m going to climb into bed moth the mrs and give her the best seeing to she’s ever had … then I’ll sit and panic for the other two and a half minutes

 

[peteblue]

More likely to alert a 5% sale at walmart/costco/amazon. Imagine the unbridled chaos amongst the masses if alerted to a genuine threat. I'd probably head to the nearest bar.

This is the wonderful thing about having your own set of keys to a pub

 

[Rita_Poon]

This is the wonderful thing about having your own set of keys to a pub

And just imagine, whilst stood in your own bar, supping that last ever pint of your favourite, the satisfaction you'd have, knowing those mega weapons hurtling their way straight at you, were one's that had your fingerprints on.

(I couldn't resist, pardon me*)

 

[peteblue]

And just imagine, whilst stood in your own bar, supping that last ever pint of your favourite, the satisfaction you'd have, knowing those mega weapons hurtling their way straight at you, were one's that had your fingerprints on.

(I couldn't resist, pardon me*)

No mate, my fingerprints would be on the ones going the other way, and serves them right for blowing up my pub…*shakes fist…..

 

[Rita_Poon]

No mate, my fingerprints would be on the ones going the other way, and serves them right for blowing up my pub…*shakes fist…..

i cba mocking it up, but Abe Simpson shakes fist at icbm over a pint of duff.*