Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
The best way to extract a stream of payoffs from Western democracies is to act like you might be the sort of maniac that would actually use nuclear weapons.Like a big fat spolied kid in Nursery thrashing about and doing a turd in his keks because people aren’t paying him any attention.
Fat pig
Worked a treat for his father when he was pretending to build them, but eventually people quit believing that one, so he went and actually built them while we all had our hands full with Iraq.