Robin Sisland
Player Valuation: £5m
If this isnt bullshit i will eat my own [Poor language removed], the guy cant even have job with literacy skills like that. He is obviously some 12 year old kipper kid, craving attention.
Haha. Can't believe it took seven pages of hand wringing and hair pulling before someone worked that out.
If I was in the UK I'd be tempted to spend the 10 minutes necessary phoning round estate agents to find who does per-month rentals of luxury apartments and ask them if they've just rented any.
