Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[Prevenger17]

Swallowing irradiated water and turning into an uglier version of Mick Hucknall

 

[Bungle]

Letting Anthony Joshua spar with my ballbags

 

[eurosrees]

dear god.

Might have gone too far there to be fair.

 

[Frang]

Might have gone too far there to be fair.

id say so mate..

 

[LEONARD]

Getting stuck in a lift with only Timmy Mallet for company.

 

[eurosrees]

Someone cutting your member off and throwing it out of a window of a moving car.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Alex Nyarko

 

[chrismpw]

Listening to women's hour on radio 4

No wait.

I'd rather watch us than that.

 

[Toffeelover]

Having a wank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Market trader]

I knew I shouldn't have read this thread. Feels ill and looks for some rum and peppermint.

 

[Methuselah]

Counting raindrops running down the window - from outside.

 

[Chozz]

Steve Watson up front.

Tobias Linderoth in centre mid.

Carl Tiler & Alec Cleland at the back.

Paul Gerrard in nets.

 

[trueblue84]

Teabagging a blender

 

[magicjuan]

Table for one at Zizzi's, Salisbury.

 

[ToffeeTim]

being coached by barry bennal