Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[Amw79]

Standing on an upturned plug in bare feet.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Agent Blue]

James Beattie up front in a 4-5-1

Shudders......dark days them mate!

 

[chrismpw]

Sandpapering my eyeballs.

 

[MikeH72]

Listening to Kings of Leon.

 

[gianthogweed]

Got to the point of having to stand up watching Everton if i sit down i fall asleep

 

[lesbattersby]

Tickling my ball sack with a chainsaw

 

[n01efc]

Sitting in the Kop singing that song

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Getting locked in a changing room with Purple Aki.

 

[ADT]

Everton under David Moyes

 

[IveGotThe]

Cricket

 

[ToffeeTim]

Bursting a big giant spot on your nose

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Having a good ale crap

 

[Llyrap]

Anything to do with the mother in law

 

[Blue Parkender]

Going shopping with the wife.