Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[magicjuan]

Felching Prince Philip

 

[Prevenger17]

Being the end of a human centipede

 

[kithnou]

@Prevenger17 finding a home in this thread

 

[Bungle]

Attending a country music event in Vegas

 

[Bungle]

Watching Loose Women

 

[Prevenger17]

Being forced into an arranged marriage with Kerry Katona

 

[Lob]

Sticking your finger up your spaghetti hoop and sitting on your elbow.

 

[wilfjacko]

Listening to Hoddle

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Cycling in front of a gas station whilst Gibbo drinks responsibly, gets behind the wheel of a car and hits me directly through no fault of his own

 

[magicjuan]

Sucking the moisture oyt of Vanessa Feltz's winnets***

*** or any other large, grotesque, indecipherable, goggle-eyed lady from another faith denomination, yes sirree...

 

[Frang]

biting your own tongue off

 

[eurosrees]

A Mrs Browns Boys marathon

 

[Prevenger17]

Watching an Elbow live concert

 

[Frang]

being coached by barry bennal

 

[Frang]

A Mrs Browns Boys marathon

dear god.