Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[bluesteak]

Having a dump, watch it go hard, record yourself the entire time, then watch the video of you watching your crap as it turns hard

Winner ,all day long

 

[tmgc]

Squatting for Purps

 

[Prevenger17]

Getting one to one coaching sessions with Barry Bennell

 

[thevorpalblade]

Anticipating his departure!

 

[ilikecheese]

Wanking with IcyHot and 20 grit sandpaper.

 

[Kal El]

Getting drugged and waking up in a bukkake video

With Bill Cosby standing over you with a pudding pop!!!

 

[magicjuan]

Snorting the contents of my ped egg

 

[nsno-chris]

Being Josef Fritzl’s builder

 

[Prevenger17]

Having the reanimated corpse of Maggie Thatcher sitting on your face and farting

 

[Bungle]

Gardening with Fred and Rose West

 

[DanEFC92]

A family holiday with the McCanns

 

[Bazlar]

Watching the RS win the CL Final

 

[Bungle]

Waving my circumcised penis at Hitler

 

[Azza]

Anything.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Jake Paul doxing my house