Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[blue61]

An endoscopy twice a day.

 

[efcjames]

Listening to Michael Owen talk

 

[Bungle]

Knocking one out to the John Major and Edwina Currie sex tape.

 

[bluesteak]

The winner all day long

 

[chrismpw]

Spent the afternoon painting the deck.
Paint's nearly dry now.
Been a great way to spend an afternoon compared with previous efforts.

 

[Prevenger17]

Having an anal fissure and being on a whole wheat diet

 

[Toffeeslam]

Dinner with Mickey Quinn

 

[nsno-chris]

Knocking one out to the John Major and Edwina Currie sex tape.

Nothing wrong with that

*grabs lube

 

[madkiwi]

A dart in the eye.

 

[nsno-chris]

Reading @Kev The Rat posts

 

[HongKongToffee]

Watching cloud formations.

 

[Prevenger17]

Getting drugged and waking up in a bukkake video

 

[spudmuncher]

Black nothingness for eternity

 

[Prevenger17]

Watching cloud formations.

Spending an eternity reading your drivel in the Liverpool thread you slobbering anus

 

[nsno-chris]

Playing hide and seek with Jimmy Saville