Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[matty1878]

Waiting for paint to dry.

 

[Tel001]

The final minute of the Bournemouth 3-3 game

 

[Tel001]

Martials goal in the semi final

 

[billyblue80]

Colonic irrigation

 

[summerisle]

 

[Toffee-nerd]

Sleeping through most of our games and watching the 2 minute lowlights in the morning. F getting up at the early hours to watch the same tripe week after week.

 

[obc]

getting kidnapped and spending 5 months in the jungle with FARC.

 

[brownmola]

Watching a "How to Effectively Head the Ball" Tutorial video by Per Kroldrup.

 

[Nymzee]

My conception on VHS.

 

[lancs blue]

Finding out uncle jimmy did in fact fix it for you

 

[Groucho]

Looking in the fridge, gasping, to find the last can has gone.

Last can blues.

 

[Rooney4Ever]

My corporate law lectures. Believe that's a big achievement on Everton's part

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Constipation, immediately followed by violent diarrhoea.

 

[Eggs]

...listening to Robbie Williams.

 

[Penno]

Sucking diaoria through your mother in laws grey knickers.