Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

[Stuartisitc1878]

I had a tooth extraction recorded last year, It’s horrific. I sooner watch that and relive the trauma than watch another game under Sam Allardyce

 

[Bluebonic]

Every other game on MOTD, every other one, every single week

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Being the guy who chose the cladding on the Grenfell tower.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Eczema

 

[KaiserEFC]

Watching your ex looking amazing picking up blokes left right and centre whilst you can’t even get a fatty.

 

[Boba Fret]

I would rather watch my toe nails growing at the moment.

 

[chrissyjack]

Listening to all Adeles albums in order
Being trapped in a lift with Michael McIntyre , Jimmy Carr and James Corden

 

[Gladystweet]

Getting fingered by an elephant.

 

[Seathestars]

Bummed by purple Aki

 

[Royalbm1]

Finding out how many pins can be inserted under each finger nail

 

[Billy Dean]

Balanitis

 

[TGW89]

Watching an opera consisting entirely of fat ladies whie eating ASDA's quinoa, pomegranate seed and cauliflower salad pot from their "diet" range, with your seat directly above a broken drain.

And then looking up into the box and seeing the school c0kwomble necking with your childhood crush.

 

[Caolam]

Bob Monkhouse is defiantly more entertaining,

 

[ProZ]

Things more enjoyable than watching Everton under allardyce

Not watching Everton under Allardyce.

 

[royalblue66]

It helps if you are going to have an operation, having that numb feeling.