I've always thought I'd make a brilliant manager.
Got my level two coaching certificate and took an U12s team to a cup victory last year.
I think I'm going to be the next Mourinho, just need another 1000 hours of FM16 before I'm good to go.
I've won the league 10 years in a row and the champion's league twice.
I try to stay humble like but I'm by far the most successful manager in our history.
You want to see this winger called Matt Dryden I've got playing for us.
He came through our academy at 16 and I could tell even then he was going to be world class ( he had 5 stars see ).
I coached him personally for a year and a half then I gave him his debut in the 4th round of the league cup at home to United.
Scored an absolute worldly he did.
We headed clear from an opposition corner at gwladys and the ball broke to the lad just outside our box.
He burned 4 players down the right before cutting inside and curling in to the top corner with the outside of his right foot.
It was like Messi in the cup final crossed with the finish of Bergkamp against the Argies.
I have an eye for talent me.