2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[uglykidjoe1982]

For someone so crap, Keane’s autobiography is going to be a belting read

Chapters entitled…. The time when I…

Tried to catch the ball in my own box

Drilled it into my own goal from ten yards out

Fought my team mate

Became the first person over the age of six to get into trouble for hair pulling

 

[bullybeef]

Like the character out of the wizard of oz… the one with no brain!

God I do hope it’s the last we see of him.

Get Jake in with Tarks until Branthwaite comes back.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

The old hair puller.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

He's so thick.

 

[bullybeef]

He's so thick.

Not half.

Even when presented with the overwhelming video evidence he was still protesting his innocence. Jesus wept Michael lad.

 

[witchdoc187]

It's actually comical that he'll be banned for 3 games for briefly holding someone's ponytail

These are my thoughts no matter how ignorant I may seem.

 

[Rita_Poon]

indefensible.

knew what he'd done, even smirked as the pitch side review was called. Fool.

 

[everton1953]

Got one and hit the post with another effort which would have made it 2 nil.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

he was partially to blame for the gueye situation and was an idiot again tonight.

The guys an absolute loser and the sooner him and all his little Burnley mates leave the club the better

No he wasn’t.

 

[BigBeto1]

No he wasn’t.

He put his head against Gueyes. His term at the club it’s been littered with absolutely ridiculous scenarios.

He’s been better this season still the sooner we rid ourselves of these losers the better. The amount of games this man has cost us over the years with individual errors must be record breaking

 

[Dublin blue 75]

He put his head against Gueyes. His term at the club it’s been littered with absolutely ridiculous scenarios.

He’s been better this season still the sooner we rid ourselves of these losers the better. The amount of games this man has cost us over the years with individual errors must be record breaking

He embodies a near decade of the loser mentality. Stealing a living.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

He put his head against Gueyes. His term at the club it’s been littered with absolutely ridiculous scenarios.

He’s been better this season still the sooner we rid ourselves of these losers the better. The amount of games this man has cost us over the years with individual errors must be record breaking

I’m afraid your bias is clouding your judgement. Gana apologised to the team after the game. He was at fault for that incident not Keane, that was accepted by the player himself, the manager and his teammates.

Keane’s been good this season. Tonight was crazy though.

 

[Camboselecta]

What a bunch of pony you lot are. Why not stand with your own? Instead youd all prefer to chuck one of our players under the bus, get a. Spine you lot. He was clearly just grabbing at anything when he jumped. Better to say no long hair in football, now they will all be growing their hair long to get people sent off. He dint pull him back and hardly impeded him. The fact he got sent off just goes to show where the game has gone, and the fact most of you seem happy about it just shows me how our own supporters have gone too. Very disappointing. Keane been great this season and got cheated.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He put his head against Gueyes. His term at the club it’s been littered with absolutely ridiculous scenarios.

He’s been better this season still the sooner we rid ourselves of these losers the better. The amount of games this man has cost us over the years with individual errors must be record breaking

Yeah, what do you want him to do? Gueye started it and Keane is perfectly entitled to stand up for himself. It’s like blaming a wife for getting beaten by her husband!

 

[Vaughan]

We'll appeal this one. Pretty sure we will.

great, so we went down to 10 and lost the chance to win but he still gets to play. worst of both worlds