2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[Saint Domingo]

Whatever the 4th game is, he'll be back rest assured.

You can't pull someone's hair ffs. Another brain dead decision by a complete moron.

Pulls hair, handles the ball in the box, yet always looks completely surprised when the decision goes against him

 

[BigBeto1]

he was partially to blame for the gueye situation and was an idiot again tonight.

The guys an absolute loser and the sooner him and all his little Burnley mates leave the club the better

 

[Marius57]

People who hate Keane will use any opportunity to give him stick.

Same as the terrible pass from Tarkowski the other day when that Thiago scored.

The pass by Tarks was abysmal. At the same time, the moving out the way of the cross by Keane was also abysmal.

Both things were true. And Tarks got pelters for it as well.

 

[Bebeto]

Don’t think your shirt is physically connected to you head mate

Did you see how long was his hair. He was always going to pull at something, thats what football is...he grab the thing he could. The other guy should be red card for that hair style.

 

[Swagger]

Is it a 3 game ban? One can hope.

 

[Lob]

When players jump up to challenge for a ball they instinctively grab something. If someone wants to wear a 2 foot long ponytail then it should be their own hard luck. Its football, not Britain’s top model. Pathetic and embarrassing officiating.

 

[Saint Domingo]

The ‘Tarkwoski is just as bad’ argument is probably the worst defence of a player ever. Tarkwoski is having probably the worst season of his career at Everton, Keane is apparently having one of his best and the narrative is ‘yeah but Tarkwoski makes loads of errors as well’

They’re both crap

 

[blueblood]

He’s just a disaster waiting to happen. It will pain Moyes but he’ll have to play O’Brien at centre back now with the added bonus that either Patterson, Rohl or Armstrong will play at right back so there might be some attacking support for whoever plays right wing.

 

[Bebeto]

Is it a 3 game ban? One can hope.

We can and will probably appeal...but this is everton, so pointless really...

 

[Clarky cat]

Braindead.

 

[jonnyg]

Really can't get out of his own way. Idk if this tops the armball incident a few years back.

Nice goal.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Play Keane, get fired

Every Everton manager since 2018

 

[blueblood]

We can and will probably appeal...but this is everton, so pointless really...

We could appeal saying he was slow to leave the pitch so that’s grounds for it to be a 17 game ban which should be enough to get us to the end of the season.

 

[Davideeyore]

Though it was never a violent conduct offence maybe a stupid thing to do but he's done us a favour as OBrien goes to centre half now. Unsure if the ban includes the cup.

 

[Ring master]

No idea why he is holding the hair no matter what we think off. Should be a 3 game ban