2025/26 Michael Vincent Keane

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Has some bad luck with strange var calls. He had an innocuous pen against him against brighton in 2019 too for basically nothing

Honestly, if something mad is gonna happen, it'll happen to Keane.

 

[Eggs]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He deserved it Michael!

 

[steven]

Honestly, if something mad is gonna happen, it'll happen to Keane.

Type of guy who would wake up after a ‘few quiet pints down the local’ in a different country, lost passport, no pants on and a goldfish up his arse.

Keano that.

 

[Cels]

Michael Keane is certainly having an interesting season

 

[Clarky cat]

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Type of guy who would wake up after a ‘few quiet pints down the local’ in a different country, lost passport, no pants on and a goldfish up his arse.

Keano that.

You can imagine him being caught up in a murder investigation because he'd used the murder weapon in his mate's kitchen the day before and his prints are on it.

Only Keano.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Looked really harsh that.

 

[adi dassler]

Pathetic decision, and the kind that only ever happens to us.

 

[johnjoeefc]

The var guy really didnt help out the ref calling that. Could so easily have ignored it and not one person would have even battered an eyelid

 

[davek]

We'll appeal this one. Pretty sure we will.

 

[EGWToffee]

He had hold of his hair and used it to lift himself up. It’s a red, the guys a calamity.

Silver lining is he’s not available for 3 games for Moyes to pick.

 

[MaximusEvertonius]

One unrelated thing I’ve noticed about Keano that makes me laugh is that he runs with his hands pointing downward. He has t-rex hands. Or he’s drying his nails.

 

[Ring master]

Moyes shrugs shoulders when ased will we appeal

 

[windymiller]

I think it's a harsh red card but it was also a bizarre thing to do.