I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[tadao]

Any and all of the above, repeatedly.

 

[Conspiracy-theorist]

By 'office'... Do you mean cubicle ....like in the Matrix?

Tell him he should have taken the blue pill, not the red one.....

Having taken the red pill, he's now 'not in the real world' and will become more and more delusional....

 

[larbert toffee]

Went to the bathroom and the sonuvabitch Pearl Harbored me.
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[flibbyflob]

Drawing pins on his seat and salt in his tea.

 

[johnnydawg68]

By 'office'... Do you mean cubicle ....like in the Matrix?

Tell him he should have taken the blue pill, not the red one.....

Having taken the red pill, he's now 'not in the real world' and will become more and more delusional....

No he and I have actual offices. I know. We're kind of big deal.

 

[Harryflashman]

Went to the bathroom and the sonuvabitch Pearl Harbored me.
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Dawg should be ok , provided he doesn't turn his back or end up on the floor at any stage .

I'm just going to say mate it's not like you weren't warned .

 

[Bob Latchford]

Don't ever let him call you a 'soccer guy' again
Sounds like a carpetbagger @davek (only messing mate)

 

[Nymzee]

I was in a meeting earlier today with a guy that had a Liverpool lanyard on. Swiftly unzipped my jacket to show him my Everton one. Safe to say you he won't be getting his progress reports on time any month soon.

 

[Conspiracy-theorist]

No he and I have actual offices. I know. We're kind of big deal.

By office..... Do you mean cell?....

 

[jaycee]

Just print this off and decorate his office

 

[Conspiracy-theorist]

I used tactical glitter attacks once. You leave a little on thier chair so they walk all day with a glittery rear end & keep topping the chair up throughout the day as they come & go. They had a sandwich in the fridge so I put some in it for a glittery mouth ( didn't work that well to be honest). I put glitter on the hidden side of the drivers door of his car. After much effort I managed to get glitter to sit in the frame of his desk fan too although I ended up having to clean loads so it kind of backfired on me.

This must be the campest attack on an RS ever....

Did you drop marshmallows in his hot chocolate when he wasn't looking?

 

[Nymzee]

Can you maybe get one of those digital photo frames for your desk and just have the Stevie G slip on loop.

 

[tadao]

No he and I have actual offices. I know. We're kind of big deal.

He is Hans Gruber (aka Jurgen Klopp) and has taken over your office building.
You are now John McClane..Go!

 

[mezzrow]

Went to the bathroom and the sonuvabitch Pearl Harbored me.
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Change his screen saver to this. There's RS all over it, and it's Anfield. See how long it takes him to notice.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

This must be the campest attack on an RS ever....

Did you drop marshmallows in his hot chocolate when he wasn't looking?

No. But to really make the camp comment worse, if you take a girls black eyeliner pencil it is great at mimicking cracks in car windscreens.