I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[NilSatisOptimum]

Take a slash in his cup

 

[larbert toffee]

Can you get a photo of him please?

 

[degsy]

just try and outdo him

@johnnydawg68; Just Ignore him...don't get into a 'who's sillier' comp. - you can't win. Then when he's filled his desk with red trash, drop a hint to the bosses about too much personalisation on desks putting others off their work...and not that it effects you, you're a live and let live guy you. But others feel a bit uncomfortable...it's not quite appropriate, but they didn't feel right about mentioning it, in fact some said they'd deny it if asked, not wanting to come down all heavy on the newbie.

 

[Yank]

Tell him everyone wears a full kit into work the next business day after a win.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

@johnnydawg68; Just Ignore him...don't get into a 'who's sillier' comp. - you can't win. Then when he's filled his desk with red trash, drop a hint to the bosses about too much personalisation on desks putting others off their work...and not that it effects you, you're a live and let live guy you. But others feel a bit uncomfortable...it's not quite appropriate, but they didn't feel right about mentioning it, in fact some said they'd deny it if asked, not wanting to come down all heavy on the newbie.

Also the next day proactively go see the boss and tell him that there are rumors around the office that he knows you snitched about the paraphernalia and is out to get you. This also gives you cover in case RAWK also has a 'blue next door' chat going on.

 

[Conspiracy-theorist]

Based on recent headlines.... just start singing 'Barcelona' opera style!!

 

[ToffeeDan]

Obviously he's just an a-RS-ehole*

*sorry about that, no other way to express it so vividly, won't happen again - do they still do those screensaver thingees on office laptops/computers cos I think I've just given you an idea..

 

[johnnydawg68]

First of many retaliations

He'll have a hell of a lot more tat to bring in than you'll have.

Purely based on the amount that they produce.

It's already started.

 

[johnnydawg68]

My first retaliation

 

[johnnydawg68]

His reply:

 

[johnnydawg68]

The game is afoot Watson!

 

[Yarrgh]

Take a wee in his pocket and ask him if he liked his kop experience.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

His reply:
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Take it down and use it as toilet paper next time you need the lav.

 

[arch stanton]

His reply:
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burn it with fire

 

[gerryandtheRedhaters]

His reply:
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Remind him who owns them birds lad.