I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[johnnydawg68]

Baffle him with words like 'scran' and 'gelt'.

or Bad meff.

 

[nsno-chris]

Take a slash in his cup

 

[Toast]

Z Cars mobile / cell phone ring tone.
See if he gets it ?

 

[Connor]

Couldnt be him he was asleep in the hotel room at the time.

It woz Chelsea

 

[blulouie]

Put the Everton badge up as his screensaver, and then to complete the prank - shag his missus.

 

[Gladystweet]

Ask him to name the Rs team





Then "Goodfellas" him in the canteen in front of the ladies.

 

[LEONARD]

 

[Ruairi77]

Stay away from him around loose paving slabs.

c'mon man, it's sidewalk slabs!
Has anyone got a link to the 'James McCarthy in jelly' thread?

 

[sfa.ok]

I'm going to spend a fortune on Everyone office supplies and framed pictures now.


St. Louis

Lovely...going there in October, can't wait.

 

[TheFinnFan]

...What are the odds? For those that don't know I'm in the States.

New guy starts last week. Nice guy, getting along great.

5 minutes ago he walks into my office and sees my second screen with GOT up and says "You a Soccer guy"?

"Yes", I reply.

Him: "What kind of soccer guy"?

Me: "Everton kind of soccer guy"?

Him: "I'm Liverpool".

Me: "Jesus, what did you just say"?

Him: "Yeah, I'm going to bring all my stuff in to decorate my office now".

Me: "So am I then. It's an arms race from here on out".

Also me: "Have you ever been"?

Him: "No".

Me: "Of course you haven't".

It's on now.

Ahaha...you know you have to put up updates here then...Im expecting pranks and bantz n' all lol

 

[tommye]

Who else read that dialogue in two generic as hell American accents. And found it funny?

Yeeeeeeehaaaaaawwwwww

 

[Connor]

c'mon man, it's sidewalk slabs!
Has anyone got a link to the 'James McCarthy in jelly' thread?

God damn Yanks.

Kidding x

 

[Librarian]

 

[nsno-chris]

Kick him in the balls

 

[Connor]

In summary: Just hit him ffs.