I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[blueboy1945]

...What are the odds? For those that don't know I'm in the States.

New guy starts last week. Nice guy, getting along great.

5 minutes ago he walks into my office and sees my second screen with GOT up and says "You a Soccer guy"?

"Yes", I reply.

Him: "What kind of soccer guy"?

Me: "Everton kind of soccer guy"?

Him: "I'm Liverpool".

Me: "Jesus, what did you just say"?

Him: "Yeah, I'm going to bring all my stuff in to decorate my office now".

Me: "So am I then. It's an arms race from here on out".

Also me: "Have you ever been"?

Him: "No".

Me: "Of course you haven't".

It's on now.

That is just brilliant mate!

 

[DanEFC92]

Put the Everton badge up as his screensaver, and then to complete the prank - shag his missus.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I'm going to spend a fortune on Everyone office supplies and framed pictures now.

Where are you johnnydawg?

St. Louis

 

[dublinbluenose]

 

[tommye]

Put the Everton badge up as his screensaver, and then to complete the prank - shag his missus.

He's JDawg. Probably already has.

 

[Gladystweet]

Punch him square on the jaw. If he gets up, do it again.

Repeat.

It's for the best. It'll never work out between the two of you. He'll come to respect you for it.

 

[johnnydawg68]

He's JDawg. Probably already has.

I don't have enough time to research it haha. I might have and not remember it anyway!

 

[Death]

...What are the odds? For those that don't know I'm in the States.

New guy starts last week. Nice guy, getting along great.

5 minutes ago he walks into my office and sees my second screen with GOT up and says "You a Soccer guy"?

"Yes", I reply.

Him: "What kind of soccer guy"?

Me: "Everton kind of soccer guy"?

Him: "I'm Liverpool".

Me: "Jesus, what did you just say"?

Him: "Yeah, I'm going to bring all my stuff in to decorate my office now".

Me: "So am I then. It's an arms race from here on out".

Also me: "Have you ever been"?

Him: "No".

Me: "Of course you haven't".

It's on now.

Who else read that dialogue in two generic as hell American accents. And found it funny?

 

[msb]

Make him an offer he cannot refuse ......or have him eliminated, plenty of opportunity in the land of the free, where idiots are allowed to own firearms. He is RS after all, even if a mega-plastic one.

 

[ijjysmith]

...What are the odds? For those that don't know I'm in the States.

New guy starts last week. Nice guy, getting along great.

5 minutes ago he walks into my office and sees my second screen with GOT up and says "You a Soccer guy"?

"Yes", I reply.

Him: "What kind of soccer guy"?

Me: "Everton kind of soccer guy"?

Him: "I'm Liverpool".

Me: "Jesus, what did you just say"?

Him: "Yeah, I'm going to bring all my stuff in to decorate my office now".

Me: "So am I then. It's an arms race from here on out".

Also me: "Have you ever been"?

Him: "No".

Me: "Of course you haven't".

It's on now.

Play every practical joke you can on him mate.

My first day in my new office tomorrow with my boss. He's a kopite too.

How did we get so unlucky?

 

[Death]

We're not far along enough in the relationship for me to call him a wall pusher or murderer yet. That's a couple weeks out.

He will be a more educated American RS just from being beside an American Toffee.

 

[LEONARD]

Baffle him with words like 'scran' and 'gelt'.

 

[johnnydawg68]

His son is United too. He couldn't even raise his son to root for that shower.

 

[blulouie]

Stay away from him around loose paving slabs.

Couldnt be him he was asleep in the hotel room at the time.

 

[Librarian]

SHOOT HIM!