I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[RomanReigns]

just try and outdo him

 

[orly]

Glass him.

@Kurt

 

[Connor]

Some ideas to decorate the office...

All of it: https://www.redbubble.com/people/davewilldesign/shop

But especially:

 

[Kal El]

 

[Bluebonic]

Ask him who the manager was before Shankly, even red scum born in the city believe the club didnt exist before Shankly got there!

 

[Bluebonic]

All of it: https://www.redbubble.com/people/davewilldesign/shop

But especially:

Mate, not being funny, but if he start comparing trophy hauls with them he is in for a hiding?

 

[Connor]

Mate, not being funny, but if he start comparing trophy hauls with them he is in for a hiding?

And if you know your history....

 

[johnnydawg68]

Mate, not being funny, but if he start comparing trophy hauls with them he is in for a hiding?

If he was a Chelsea fan I'd go there, but I think you're right. That's solid ground for them. Maybe I'll work the body instead of going for the knockout right cross.

 

[gerryandtheRedhaters]

Ask him where Kings Drive is in Liverpool....and when he looks blank tell him , no need to google it mate I can tell you myself, it's in the back of Clemence's net.....then call him a c&%£

 

[johnnydawg68]

If I take down my white board, which I never use, I can put this up...

 

[royalblue66]

Ask him who wore the No 10 shirt the longest ? Sammy Lee, right down to his knees.

 

[johnnydawg68]

"I just saw Klopp give an interview, and he was asked how near are they to a title contender?

Klopp said 'About a mile give or take'".

 

[johnnydawg68]

This one is a must. We have to wear these.

 

[canuckblue]

Start piling bags of sawdust next to your desk and just look at him with a smile....

 

[mezzrow]

Put the Everton badge up as his screensaver, and then to complete the prank - shag his missus.

Too late.

...this is @johnnydawg68 . He knocked that out last week. Man's a legend...

You could tell him it was "boss getting into his wife's kecks" and see if he catches a clue...

Prolly not. American Kopites. Kee-rist. Joe [redacted] Scarborough.