I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

If he's like most overseas rs he'll think you hate man utd
Tell him once they knocked you murdering pigs of your perch you love them
Your enemies enemy and all that
When you pea in his coffee maker sure it's not your first slash of the day

 

[arch stanton]

Great thread, this one is going to run all season unless @johnnydawg68 grinds him down to a crying mess before then.

Make him see where his life took a tragic wrong course Johnny lad, make him suffer.

 

[larbert toffee]

Put this as your screensaver and make sure everyone in the office including him sees it, tell him since he's never been to a game this is the standard of fellow supporters he can expect to meet.

 

[blue61]

@johnnydawg68 Is this guys office next to yours? If so, I'm guessing you're separated by a wall.
#foodforthought

 

[johnnydawg68]

@johnnydawg68 Is this guys office next to yours? If so, I'm guessing you're separated by a wall.
#foodforthought

Jesus my life is in danger isn't it?

 

[Abertonian]

All of it: https://www.redbubble.com/people/davewilldesign/shop

But especially:

Wrexham absolutely battered Porto!

 

[johnnydawg68]

I'm going to play Z Cars on my phone every morning when I walk past his office to start work.

 

[blue61]

Jesus my life is in danger isn't it?

It's in the balance, be careful.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

This must be stopped.

Post glitter to him too.

I used tactical glitter attacks once. You leave a little on thier chair so they walk all day with a glittery rear end & keep topping the chair up throughout the day as they come & go. They had a sandwich in the fridge so I put some in it for a glittery mouth ( didn't work that well to be honest). I put glitter on the hidden side of the drivers door of his car. After much effort I managed to get glitter to sit in the frame of his desk fan too although I ended up having to clean loads so it kind of backfired on me.

 

[Harryflashman]

Wrexham absolutely battered Porto!

Weren't they in something like the old third of fourth division then ? They used to always win the Welsh cup to qualify until they changed the rules .

 

[Death]

Something tells me every single Everton reference will be lost on this guy.. . And most Liverpool ones.

 

[Abertonian]

Weren't they in something like the old third of fourth division then ? They used to always win the Welsh cup to qualify until they changed the rules .

Just read they were bottom of the old fourth at the time. Barry Horne scored the crucial away goal that got them through!

 

[Joeharper]

Just put a big hole punch on his desk

 

[johnnydawg68]

Something tells me every single Everton reference will be lost on this guy.. . And most Liverpool ones.

Yeah, I'm already not hopeful on that front. I asked him how long he's been a Red and he said 8 years. I don't really think he's gone back into the archives like I have.

 

[Harryflashman]

Just read they were bottom of the old fourth at the time. Barry Horne scored the crucial away goal that got them through!

Really ? That's ridiculous.

I remember at the time the result and they were struggling , didn't know it was that bad and certainly didn't know about Barry .

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