I just found out the new guy in the office next to me is a Red...

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Can you get a photo of him please?

 

[Furey1878]

Build an intimate and close relationship with him and then one day when you guys are hanging out beat him senseless and sell him into human slavery x

 

[DualityNSNO]

 

[Yarrgh]

Send him some bullets in the post. It's a traditional RS thing to do.

 

[mawders]

I remember decorating my space with AC Milan flags in 2007. Funnily enough someone had ripped them down when I got into work after the final....

 

[AndyC]

Another favourite wheeze (from the 1970s) is - particularly on a hot, sunny day - to poor talcum powder or fine flour down the air vents below the windscreen of his car... then when he gets in it go out for lunch or go home and he turns on AC on full blast, he'll get showered in white powder

The effect can be altered by crumbling dog kack down the vents instead, then the car stinks and he won't have a clue why

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He'll have a hell of a lot more tat to bring in than you'll have.

Purely based on the amount that they produce.

 

[bol-uk]

If he was British, this always wins:

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Another favourite wheeze (from the 1970s) is - particularly on a hot, sunny day - to poor talcum powder or fine flour down the air vents below the windscreen of his car... then when he gets in it go out for lunch or go home and he turns on AC on full blast, he'll get showered in white powder

The effect can be altered by crumbling dog kack down the vents instead, then the car stinks and he won't have a clue why

Powder would be dangerous when the lad is doing 160 down the highway but maybe that was ur idea. Finish him off like.

The dog crap down the vents is genius.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Just be the better man...........

 

[AndyC]

Powder would be dangerous when the lad is doing 160 down the highway but maybe that was ur idea. Finish him off like.

The dog crap down the vents is genius.

No, wouldn't want to cause an accident, what sort of a monster do you take me for
But if/when he turns the AC on in the car park, it'd be hilarious - seen it done, it really is

 

[everton2004]

Give his seat the air horn treatment and he can get that authentic "Liverpool Redsox" feeling

 

[No8Bally]

put a really nice wobbly wall on his desk to welcome him to the cult.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

...What are the odds? For those that don't know I'm in the States.

New guy starts last week. Nice guy, getting along great.

5 minutes ago he walks into my office and sees my second screen with GOT up and says "You a Soccer guy"?

"Yes", I reply.

Him: "What kind of soccer guy"?

Me: "Everton kind of soccer guy"?

Him: "I'm Liverpool".

Me: "Jesus, what did you just say"?

Him: "Yeah, I'm going to bring all my stuff in to decorate my office now".

Me: "So am I then. It's an arms race from here on out".

Also me: "Have you ever been"?

Him: "No".

Me: "Of course you haven't".

It's on now.

Smash him all over the office JDawg

 

[msb]

If he was British, this always wins:

This is horrific.