Do you wanna know what gets my goat?

[Nebbiolo]

FOLLOW, FOLLOW
REIDY WILL FOLLOW
AN IF YOUR DOG HAS BEEN SHITTIN
CLEAN UP BEFORE FLITTIN'
OR ELSE DOG [Poor language removed] REIDY WILL THROW

One mistake was waiting until the poo had gone hard. You should have sent it wet. You could also have posted the offending poo cunningly wrapped in paper and concealed in an air tight plastic bag and then inserted into a jiffy bag. The naughty dog owner opens the parcel, believing that his purchase from ebay has arrived. He tears open the plastic bag and just as the smell hits him, so does the deposit made by his dog a day or so earlier. That'll make him think twice before putting little children at risk of going blind!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

people who refer to you as "hun" really get on my whazz, they of a certain type as well, chav mums in their 30's, walking round in their ugg boots/ velvet tracky bottoms/ loads of slap/bluetooth on their ear at all times, never do shag all but are in a rush and have to associate with the most affluent people they can find, which usually turn out to be people just like them who are living their lives in a false enviroment where all that matters is the impression that they are loaded.....when in reality they are usually debted up to their foundation line and havent got a pot to piss in.......... i shall enjoy this credit crunch i reckon, sure i'll have to cut back on a few things but the "huns" of this world are the ones that will fall the furthest.
i dont use the term but i know a few who do.

 

[coyney]

I hate people who hit some ones car and [Poor language removed] bet there all kopites

 

[Neiler]

Calling Pienaar - Peanuts!

Down with this sort of thing!

 

[Gazdalf]

American commentators that call Tim Howard "Timmy".


Makes him sound like the kid from south Park
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ceOi3YI2kkMhttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ceOi3YI2kkM

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The British media refering to La Liga as Primera Liga

 

[Vim Fuego]

When your housephone rings while your in the middle of a relaxing plop.

 

[zero]

When your housephone rings while your in the middle of a relaxing plop.

it worse when someone is at the front door.

 

[Vim Fuego]

it worse when someone is at the front door.

Especially if they get to sample your whiff when you open the door to greet them .

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Especially if they get to sample your whiff when you open the door to greet them .

my downstairs lav is in the hall next to the front door, i dont use it for this reason even though it is my privvy of choice in my abode, it's a 1 flush an its gone whereas the upstairs one is a mare and cant handle more than a couple of pellets, and when i go i really go, strangley since my return from my hols (where i didnt suffer the effects of being away) which has been 3 weeks now ,i seem to have adopted the "european constitution" and its a case of 1 trump and its all over, apart from the whiff which peels the paint off the door !!!

 

[TX Bill]

Waaaaaaay too much information here.

Carry on.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Waaaaaaay too much information here.

Carry on.

that time i have to concede i really was talking shoite.

 

[coyney]

Whats upsetting me is my monitor wont work the little green light just keeps flashing so now I'm stuck with a antique hp pavilion is it possible to repair the flat screen monitor or is it not worth while an I need a new one help!.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if youve got an lcd tv you should be able to use that.

 

[Chris]

This guy gets my goat.

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