Do you wanna know what gets my goat?

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bloody computer viruses! hey! jesus, im on my third laptop in as many years, this wanking buisness is costing me a fortune
 
Nebbiolo said:
People who hate cats. The fecking best animal ever to grace our earth is the cat. You take cats out of the picture and watch rats and mice take over the WORLD! :lol:
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Them loving four legged shits got two Koi out my pond they where worth £40 each will the owner pay no chance oh she is naughty isn't she was the owners reply well shes not shes a F**** Murderer.:@:@:@:@
 
Prince: the arsehole was meant to play a concert in Dublin this week and cancelled for no reason. But all's not to bad saw iggy pop and the stooges instead.
 
coyney said:
Them loving four legged shits got two Koi out my pond they where worth £40 each will the owner pay no chance oh she is naughty isn't she was the owners reply well shes not shes a F**** Murderer.:@:@:@:@
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print the pic from the guanzhou food market of the caged ones, just pop it through her door and tell her you wont tolerate her filthy beast on your property, tell her that as the owner she owes you £ 80, if tries the old "cats don't have owners" then inform her that if its a wild animal then you will treat it as such the next time it's on your land.
when we got back off our hols our neighbour informed us that her cat (which she'd previously called a house cat) had been going out and just loved our garden. i then informed the kids that the gardening/weed pulling that they had been looking forward to was off limits as our garden was now full of cat [Poor language removed], i reminded her that as a nurse she should be aware of the disease spread by cat crap and be more responsible.

dog owners who dont clean up on walkies are equally as bad, the walk to school is like a minefield and i am forever pulling people up, one guy said "whats wrong there's no germs in it" i asked if he was seriously telling me that there were no germs in something that had come from his dogs arse, i followed him home and reported him to the dog wardens *aka the dog [Poor language removed] hotline. another said" so what , youve got 3 kids, i bet they run wild" i informed that prick that he had no right to incorrectly speculate on the behaviour of my children, i followed him home and then later on (after it had dried out) threw the offending item outside his front door.
 
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
print the pic from the guanzhou food market of the caged ones, just pop it through her door and tell her you wont tolerate her filthy beast on your property, tell her that as the owner she owes you £ 80, if tries the old "cats don't have owners" then inform her that if its a wild animal then you will treat it as such the next time it's on your land.
when we got back off our hols our neighbour informed us that her cat (which she'd previously called a house cat) had been going out and just loved our garden. i then informed the kids that the gardening/weed pulling that they had been looking forward to was off limits as our garden was now full of cat [Poor language removed], i reminded her that as a nurse she should be aware of the disease spread by cat crap and be more responsible.

dog owners who dont clean up on walkies are equally as bad, the walk to school is like a minefield and i am forever pulling people up, one guy said "whats wrong there's no germs in it" i asked if he was seriously telling me that there were no germs in something that had come from his dogs arse, i followed him home and reported him to the dog wardens *aka the dog [Poor language removed] hotline. another said" so what , youve got 3 kids, i bet they run wild" i informed that prick that he had no right to incorrectly speculate on the behaviour of my children, i followed him home and then later on (after it had dried out) threw the offending item outside his front door.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
i followed him home and reported him to the dog wardens *aka the dog [Poor language removed] hotline. another said" so what , youve got 3 kids, i bet they run wild" i informed that prick that he had no right to incorrectly speculate on the behaviour of my children, i followed him home and then later on (after it had dried out) threw the offending item outside his front door.
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Reidy, I see pattern emerging here :lol:
 
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