Do you wanna know what gets my goat?

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Not a particularly appealing looking meal. At least our cats only torture the animals they catch for a couple of minutes. It looks like your guys have had a thoroughly miserable time at the hands of human beings.

I've git a nice recipe for nut cutlets if you're interested. Also I can provide a thousand and one methods of livening up your green lentil dishes. And don't get me started on what can be done with an avocado, a wooden spoon and freezer chilled knife :P

It's a well known fact that vegetarians get more sex, are supremely attractive, pull the best birds and and have the nicest smelling farts in the world. Even vegetarian poo isn't that bad, if you like that sort of thing :lol:
 
so do you not wear leather shoes ?
have you had your incisors removed/filed down

i have 1 thing to say to veggies and it more often than not is their main weakness..
BACON BUTTIE !!
 
so do you not wear leather shoes ?
have you had your incisors removed/filed down

i have 1 thing to say to veggies and it more often than not is their main weakness..
BACON BUTTIE !!

I go barefoot and removed my incisors some time ago using a pair of dentists pliers purchased at a car boot sale.

I am a veggie and the smell of bacon makes me retch. Fish, white and deep fried, however, is a weakness that I've had to overcome.

But all the shagging and stuff makes up for the pitfalls :lol::lol::lol:
 
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These guys get on my goat.
 
It's a well known fact that vegetarians get more sex, are supremely attractive, pull the best birds and and have the nicest smelling farts in the world. Even vegetarian poo isn't that bad, if you like that sort of thing :lol:

He's right you know. As i type this i have 2 sexy hot mamas doing extremely rude things under the desk.

Plus i farted about 2 mins ago and all i heard was them say something about roses!
 
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when theyve finished the main-course obviously, guangzhou (canton) food market, one of the filthiest places i've ever been to but containing just about every animal on earth. imagine laying out a butchers stall on the bottom step of the hill of piss(on the floor) and then at the end of the game selling the produce off, just about the only way i can describe it really.

Makes me furious.
 
my cousin is a camera man and he films them i asked how he works with the prat without hitting him


another one is the safe style uk you know the one you buy one you get one free

I've seen him around, he's from Burnley and he's a melt in real life as well
 
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