Do you wanna know what gets my goat?

[chicoazul]

Also, why does the top of a sauce bottle, be it of the brown or tomato variety always have congealed and probably rancid fluid caked around it, thus causing the contents to spray wildly in various directions except onto your food ? I thought programmes like Tomorrows World were produced to eradicate such rage inducing incidents !

That, right there, makes me cuss people. Im gonna cuss real bad unless someone tells me something nice.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Onionhead wears womens clothing when the need arises.

 

[chicoazul]

No more cussing from me.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'm a cauldron of hate and raging anger when it comes to condiment inadaquacies !

Mushrooms make me angry too, the way they just sit there in a group in their plastic container like some sort of dark demonic cult, i'm so angry that i'm debating whether to type in caps!

 

[TX Bill]

Also, why does the top of a sauce bottle, be it of the brown or tomato variety always have congealed and probably rancid fluid caked around it, thus causing the contents to spray wildly in various directions except onto your food ? I thought programmes like Tomorrows World were produced to eradicate such rage inducing incidents !

All sorts of "lists" potential with this post.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

i really expected the first post to be : "a goatherd!"

 

[Rich316]

the way tesco change the shop aroud every time you go in there

 

[coyney]

Long ques at tesco and Sayeras bakery going bust I'm buying no more large fresh strawberry thingys well may be one so they I wont be backand no more Chico complaining people arnt missing they are hiding from him

 

[Sharpys top lip]

1 - When were linked with someone and you all do team selections with them in. Sort it out.

2 - The absence of Suits, we got the Ghost back, all we need is the Monty man and Suits and we're going retro, bra.

3 - Lists of what people dont like.

I just dont get that myself. Putting players in our team that we hav'nt even bought yet. Please what is that all about?

the way tesco change the shop aroud every time you go in there

An that just pisses me right off. JUST FUKKIN LEAVE IT WERE IT IS!!!!!! FFS.

 

[Neiler]

When pundits say "hes got a great touch for a big man" as far as i can tell they all have great touches.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Jarvis has gone awol. Haven't seen him in awhile.

Same with Heatmeiser.

I miss his avatar more than himb)

Or is that him in his avatar?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

when you ask the woman in the bakery if the pasties are hot, she replies yes and then you find they are barely warm.
*you'll notice that my posts are wider, thats the long location that does that.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

When they advertise toilet paper as 'twin ply' or 'double ply', I mean, have you ever seen 'single ply' toilet paper (The rolls of tracing paper used in schools that made you feel like you'd been tampered with are an obvious exception)
Anyway, why don't they use one sheet of paper but twice as thick?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Somewhere along the line we lost the love, this forum was all about the love.

Then there were lots of cussing and people got the heebie jeebies and went all Nyarko.

We need to bring back the love. End the war people.

I blame the whole Kirkby stadium. Really.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When they advertise toilet paper as 'twin ply' or 'double ply', I mean, have you ever seen 'single ply' toilet paper (The rolls of tracing paper used in schools that made you feel like you'd been tampered with are an obvious exception)
Anyway, why don't they use one sheet of paper but twice as thick?

cos then you wouldnt have the fun of turning it round when the ply's dont line up, its probably a liability thing, someone in america probably sued for violating themselves after poking through, thus leaving them in a mentally distressed state after finding that they enjoyed tickling their hoop.