Distin' New Chants

[larrygobfiend]

I can't believe me and you are the only ones who find this weird

It's only a bit of cock bantz mate. You must have noticed a fair few shlongs rattling about whilst watching the superstars of the WWE.

 

[bluejock]

It's only a bit of cock bantz mate. You must have noticed a fair few shlongs rattling about whilst watching the superstars of the WWE.

Hi Julian x

 

[larrygobfiend]

Also, kids love a cheeky bit of footy swearing. It's all part of the fun.

 

[Brownie86]

lol

Tbh I think we've all seen the outline of his manhood in close-up photos of Dístín.

It's like a skinny third leg amputated at the thigh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[Cena]

It's only a bit of cock bantz mate. You must have noticed a fair few shlongs rattling about whilst watching the superstars of the WWE.

*stares *blinks *stares again

 

[Moomin]

Can't wait for first game of season. Never mind Norwich v Everton, we want the main event

Slyvain " Milkman " Distan v Leroy " Bouncer " Fer in COCK WARS

 

[Winston Smith]

Hi Julian x

Disappointed with that Jock. Wasn't I a bit more high-brow?

 

[bluejock]

Disappointed with that Jock. Wasn't I a bit more high-brow?

Hahaha

Boss

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Here's a fine selection of grips for you to grab hold of

This just made me laugh out loud like a **** in the hairdressers. Bravo.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Think you need to grow up, not your son

"Hang the kopites one by one..."

"I'd let you shag my wife..."

"**** off to Norway...."

"We don't care what the red****e say, what the **** do we care"

"The referees a [Poor language removed]...."

Starting to get it yet?

 

[Groucho]

Ok, past few days has seen a dispute in here, and I can actually see both sides.

Firstly, I agree with Reidy that kids shouldn't be having stuff like this thrown at them at the match. Also, some of the replies he's had have not been pleasant, and there has been no need for that.

On the other hand, I think we all need to be realistic about the chants that are already established, as many are really relatively harmless - it didn't do me any harm and won't deter me from taking my child once old enough.

What I would ask is that rather than have petty, tit-for-tat exchanges via this thread or through rep, could we just agree to disagree please, as some of the stuff reported has been more unpleasant that the chants themselves.

 

[Azzurri]

Ok, past few days has seen a dispute in here, and I can actually see both sides.

Firstly, I agree with Reidy that kids shouldn't be having stuff like this thrown at them at the match. Also, some of the replies he's had have not been pleasant, and there has been no need for that.

On the other hand, I think we all need to be realistic about the chants that are already established, as many are really relatively harmless - it didn't do me any harm and won't deter me from taking my child once old enough.

What I would ask is that rather than have petty, tit-for-tat exchanges via this thread or through rep, could we just agree to disagree please, as some of the stuff reported has been more unpleasant that the chants themselves.

I'd agree.

If someone next to me was repeatedly screaming the C word at the ref when I was with my little cousin, for example, I'd have a word, but swearing in songs and in frustration at a decision, for example, is part of what makes up an atmosphere and you can't get rid of that. If your kid can't deal with a bit of swearing or doesn't understand they shouldn't be doing it then don't take them.

Having said that I haven't got kids so I could be way off really.

 

[evertony]

Some of us do take kids you know.

To what tune? not sure thatll catch on tbh.

 

[king louis IX]

To what tune? not sure thatll catch on tbh.

We have a winner ladies and gents!

 

[toffeejack]

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