Distin' New Chants

[bluejock]

Scotland.

Mon then c*nto

*rips off shirt and does press ups outside kebab shop

 

[Bluenose1995]

Would love to be buggered by him tbh bet it would feel great

 

[Phenom]

Would love to be buggered by him tbh bet it would feel great

Erm..

 

[royalblue66]

Erm..

Erm indeed

 

[Deloodid]

Would love to be buggered by him tbh bet it would feel great

Im all for casual homosexuality but




MODZ??!?

 

[Bungle]

Would love to be buggered by him tbh bet it would feel great

Like you haven't been on the receiving end from the fellas at 24inches of pain before?

 

[Housequake]

Cock like a can of Right Guard.

 

[bluejock]

Like a 2 litre Pepsi bottle I heard.

 

[Kurt.]

he's big
he's strong
he'll kill you with his schlong
sylvain....sylvain

 

[Kurt.]

They call him sylvain....
Sylvain.....

and he's the fastest milk man in the west !!

 

[bluejock]

To the tune of Seasons in the sun...

He's got speed, he's got brawn,
And he starts his round at dawn,
He's Sylvain Distin, the Everton Milkman...

 

[steken1]

His teeth are strong, his bones are strong Distin distin
His working days insanely long Distin distin
He came over on the boat
He drives a float
He pulls the birds by acting the goat
Sylvain Distin Evertons Milkman

Needs work like!

 

[steken1]

I can't believe me and you are the only ones who find this weird

Make that three.

 

[Bluenose1995]

Erm..

Not bi or anything but theirs something about it that appeals to bluenose

 

[Deloodid]

Not bi or anything but theirs something about it that appeals to bluenose

erm that makes u bi haha