Despicable Football Phrases.

[FOXINPEACE]

Die Ev. It's German, isn't it?

It's German for Everton the

 

[Zezti]

"He's a real Rolls-Royce of a player."
Usually used to describe slow midfielders who look classy at first but later get found out for being useless
cough Schneiderlin

 

[The Night King]

"Giving 110%" - proper nonsense.

 

[The Night King]

"THIS NEW MANAGER WILL BE GIVEN A TRANSFER WAR CHEST"

Similarly ... "the clubs is preparing a bid".

What does that even mean? Some bloke in an office typing out an email or a letter? How long is this email or letter ffs ?

 

[WA Toffee]

When commentators say a player “Just about” did something when he actually did do it.
“Oh the keeper just about got his fingertips to it” No you d1ckhead, he DID get his fingertips to it

 

[chrismpw]

(Player recently signed from team A) warns his new teammates about (someone) team A.

As if they didn't know.

And as if they all sat around in circle time on a carpet while this special warning was made - oh and a newspaper reporter was there too.

 

[summerisle]

Player signs for a new club, :

1 - I've always admired the manager
2 - This club has a great history
3 - I'm here to win things
4 - Pertaining to us 90 % of the time - I've missed a lot of pre-season training

 

[mawders]

Hollywood pass

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Phenomenal

 

[McBain]

What's wrong with Everton?

How long have you got?

 

[Eggs]

...never really understood ‘taking him to the cleaners’.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Phenomenal

I heard if you say that word three times in front of a mirror, Martinez will get you.

 

[Blues Harp]

Obviously......originally patented by one P Beardsley....sorry Peter

 

[Frang]

“Sarri Ball”

SHUT UP

this is indeed a despicable saying

 

[GrandOldTeam]

You're welcome.