Despicable Football Phrases.

[evertonarntwe]

"if you asked me at the start of the season"

 

[Rook]

What if [insert american athlete here] played soccer?

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Any ridiculous scream from the cretins who sit with Jeff Sterling on a Saturday namely Pinocchio, Le Tossier, Merson or Nicholas.

 

[summerisle]

It was windy.

 

[Death]

Fabian Delph on the shelf.

 

[Death]

• Anything eminating from the grid of Jamie Carragher.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Any ridiculous scream from the cretins who sit with Jeff Sterling on a Saturday namely Pinocchio, Le Tossier, Merson or Nicholas.

One good thing about Le Tissier: he really loves annoying kopites. And they feed the troll every single time.

Merson can cock off though.

 

[mawders]

They should have Cundy on that show. He's a massive t1t but he loves winding up the RS.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I'm aiming to give the manager a selection headache.

 

[Vic Flange]

"HE SHOT WITH NO BACK LIFT", physically impossible you cretins

 

[Frang]

AND ITS LIIIIIIVE

 

[gonetomorrow]

It looks like there was contact......

 

[Hibbo]

"Clever back heel"
"Clever cut back"

 

[4737carlin]

They should have Cundy on that show. He's a massive t1t but he loves winding up the RS.

He seems to really hates them more then any other side, Brendan Klopp he use to call Klopp and that use to bug them haha

 

[The Night King]

Phil Neville & Garth Crooks
(aka Forest Gump and Bubba)