Despicable Football Phrases.

[Groucho]

People who call positions 'a 6' and 'an 8'.

Yeah that

 

[NeroCeasar]

A game of two halves

 

[degsy]

...2 - Everton Nil.

 

[royalblue66]

Bitters.

 

[radiostar]

Anything about transfer deadline day being a "highlight of the season"

 

[mawders]

Recycle the ball
he sits in the pivot role / quarterback role
play in the half-lines (yes, i actually heard a US commentator say this)
he's a technician
gengenpress
there's a player in there

 

[cronullasharks]

Pivot
Low block
High press
Screening the back 4
Game management

 

[MrD]

°Everton

°Iceland

°Anything that spews from Jim White

°Wand of a left foot

°Daveeeed Hinolahhh
Theeeairy Ohhhnreee
(all other foreign pronounciations)

°False #9

°The orgasmic sound of the commentators when Messi does anything.

°Stevie Gee

°Genius

And millions more

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Super Sunday? ??

 

[Big Fat Sam]

• Anything eminating from the grid of Jamie Carragher.

 

[Papa Shango]

• Anything eminating from the grid of Jamie Carragher.

Spit?

 

[Papa Shango]

When these two teams last played each other in 1986...................................(nobody in either team had even been born in 1986 )

Along those lines, "Team A has not beaten Team B since 1956" Totally ignoring the fact that team B has been in the lower divisions during that time.

 

[Parker]

"To view this mid table game between Everton and Burnley we are joined by "Kopite A", "Kopite B" and "Kopite C"."

 

[Prevenger17]

He's got a great turn of pace, an eye for goal, and he can really spot a pass

 

[Deulofeumygod]

False nine