Despicable Football Phrases.

[ijjysmith]

“Sarri Ball”

SHUT UP

 

[Rich B]

Going back a few years, Rio Ferdinand showing there isn't much between his ears talking about Anelka carrying his mantelpiece.

BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Quotes of the week

news.bbc.co.uk

 

[Blues Harp]

"The wisdom and wit of Danny Murphy" shortest book in the world.

 

[Blues Harp]

That famous kop anthem.....no it isn't, it's a cultish dirge.

 

[summerisle]

And there'll be three minutes of overtime.

 

[magicjuan]

Commentators putting on fast show accents to pronounce a foreign players name
Goose Tarvo Poo-yet
Neek Hola Ann Eelka
Haymee Roderi Gays
Shordain Peekafort

 

[ToffeeDan]

And now a quick look at the Alternative Premier League table

 

[Blues Harp]

Commentators putting on fast show accents to pronounce a foreign players name
Goose Tarvo Poo-yet
Neek Hola Ann Eelka
Haymee Roderi Gays
Shordain Peekafort

Phil Yagee yelka

 

[Aberblue]

"Cheeky bid" is a phrase I hate.

 

[StreetEndBlue]

It seriously winds me up no end when people still insist on calling the Premier League 'the Premiership' over ten years since the league reverted back to it's original name. Stop it. Stop it now.

 

[Khalekan]

“warm weather training”

Apart from the fact it is rewarding players for failure, exiting the F.A. Cup at an early stage is a pre-requisite, how on earth does it benefit players in northern European climes coming home to play in wintry conditions.....

 

[mmmmsnouts]

“Famous European nights” winds me up, sounds like the name of a cheap paperback romance involving Bella and Sergio frolicking on the Spanish riviera.

 

[gonetomorrow]

"And coming on for Borussia is Wiczienievski. Sorry if I've got that pronunciation wrong heh heh...."

Yeah you should be, mate, because you might have taken the trouble to research beforehand how to pronounce the names of all the players and the officials. It wouldn't have taken long. You could have done it on the plane over instead of scoffing gin and tonic. Or you could have asked a local journalist. A professional journalist that is.

 

[Khalekan]

Commentators putting on fast show accents to pronounce a foreign players name
Goose Tarvo Poo-yet
Neek Hola Ann Eelka
Haymee Roderi Gays
Shordain Peekafort

You are Steve McLaren and I claim my ten quid

 

[magicjuan]

You are Steve McLaren and I claim my ten quid

Schteef Merklawreen please